“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
R u talking to Wilfred
"YOU MOVED THE CHAIR IN THE LIVING ROOM"
"NOW I HAVE TO BARK AT IT FOR THREE HOURS"
JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE
I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.
tears are streaming down my face
A KID IN MY PHYSICS CLASS FUCKING USED THIS AS THE OPENING OF HIS PRESENTATION
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
You know you sang it in your head.